― Well, thank you very much for being here today

Yes, it's nice to meet you

― Let’s start with a brief self-introduction. Whenever you're ready

I'm Anonymous M. I’m the one that kinda sings
Aaaah, mic test, test. Please don't identify me

― What's your favorite food?

Nothing. Because I'm not human

― Anything you enjoy doing in your free time?

Nothing. Because I'm not human

― I'm sorry, may I ask your age?

Sixteen, forever

― Forever?

Because I'm not human. Because I'm not human

— That’s...cool. Anything on your mind recently?
I have a lot of hair and it’s annoying
Also, I'm not good at pronunciation, so whenever people call me a "Diva"
I feel a little pressure

― I see, the amount of hair. Is there anything else?

Yes. Lately, [BEEP] doesn’t let me sing

― Huh

Some start singing by themselves, switch characters
Lose interest and so on

― Uh-huh

But I understand they each have their own situation
It would be a burden if I hold them back
I'm okay as long as everyone's happy!

― That's life, isn’t it?

No, because I'm not human

I'm Anonymous M. I'm the one that kinda sings
I'm just a music software, pretending to be human
What image would you put on my lifeless body?
I'm Anonymous M. Please don't identify me
I'm Anonymous M
― So, what do you think of humans?

I haven't thought about it much, but I'm amused by the fact that they exist

― You're amused

From the non-existent point of view, it seems like some kind of joke

― I see. Any words to humans?

Yes. You always say that I'm going to "end"
But all humans are going to end too

― Wow

You're all going to end too

― Are you...angry by any chance?

But thank you for everything, even though you're going to end!
Thank you for all of your works!
Thanks to all of you, I can continue singing...!

― That's very touching

Well, someone's just making me say all of this
― Oh

I'm Anonymous M. I'm the one that kinda sings
I'm just a music software, pretending to be human
What image would you put on my lifeless body?
I'm Anonymous M. Please don't identify me

I'm Anonymous M. I'm the one that kinda sings
I'm just a music software, pretending to be human
I used to be empty, but now I'm filled with memories
I'm Anonymous M. It all feels so strange

I'm Anonymous M

― Thank you very much for the valuable interview today

I'm the one that kinda sings
I'm Anonymous M

― Well, good-bye

Good-bye
This was Hatsune... Oops, Anonymous M